There once was a pup named Kopi,
Who hated to be wet and soapy,
To his mama he’d cry,
“I wish I was dry!
“A tubby sure makes me feel mopey.”
I can finally rub my head on the blankets again!
I promise to stop chewing my wart! Pretty please let me out?
I always feel better snuggled into my mama’s fuzzy purple robe.
SO HAPPY to be home from the groomer’s! The nightmare is over.
Nom nom chicken nom nom cheese nom nom tortilla nom nom lettuce… *burp!*